ILoveYou Friend !

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  • FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”








  • FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)








  • FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”








  • FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.








  • FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”








  • FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.








  • FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.








  • FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”








  • FRIENDS: Will help you move.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.








  • FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”









  • or









  • FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again





  • BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!








  • FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.








  • FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!








  • FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.








  • FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.








  • FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”








  • FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…









  • FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you









  • FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”








  • FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.








  • FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies





  • BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.








  • FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!








  • FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.





  • BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)






  • Korang pun mesti ada bestfriend kan ? :D
    Aku pun


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    7 ulasan

    1. totally sakai~
      hahaha~
      but i love u nad~
      not gay huh~
      hahahaha~

      BalasPadam
    2. i love my friend too..
      but i dont believe in friendship forever.. :)

      BalasPadam
    3. http://says.my/faralyssa/invite

      click here..tQ

      BalasPadam
    4. saat paling bahagia bila ada sahabat baik..(",)

      BalasPadam